Whaaaaaaat?

Y'all, did that just really happen? It's like when we are sitting at the bux and a woman walks by in one of those outfits. You know what I mean. Our collective jaws drop and we stare in disbelief at the train wreck with a two-tone, double decker weave and a leopard print mini-skirt.

So... when McCain picked a woman as a VP, well, yeah. Whaaaaaaaat??

I know at some point I said something to someone about people voting for Barack just because he's black. Yup, I totally said that. Well, you know what? McCain improved by like, I don't know, A THOUSAND PERCENT in about 10 seconds. And why is that? Because he picked a woman? Yup.

Remember in high school when all the cool kids wore hypercolor? I do. And then all the uncool kids (read: me) got hypercolor shirts. Suddenly hypercolor wasn't so cool anymore. Now that there is minority status on both ends, maybe we can actually look at the issues!! I am so excited!

Sorry I am all over the place with this. McCain picked a woman. I bet Barack is wishing he had picked Hill now. Dude, he kinda got one-upped by McCain. Ha! That's like getting beaten in a fight with a one-armed, little person. A blind, one-armed, little person.